(Source: gifseverywhere, via brendonurieluvr)
I dont care what you think fuck off.
it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”
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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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if i ever have a baby daughter i want to name her Bambi so when the smart asses in her class will be like ‘hey but didn’t your parents know Bambi was a boy?’ she could be like ‘well didn’t your parents know they should’ve used a condom?’ just to be sassy ass bitch
if you think lesbian couples are disgusting and two males are cute/hot or vice verse then i probably want to throw up on you
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