Evil Shenanigans

beinggayisokay: screwsociety: you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:40:40 -0400

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

boob time

esexist: i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:40:25 -0400

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:40:21 -0400

vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:58 -0400

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:22 -0400

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

time0fyourlife: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:04 -0400

time0fyourlife:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:38:52 -0400

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:38:36 -0400

janecrocker: janecrocker: wait what does this mean im serious...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:38:26 -0400

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:37:53 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

sirenpewds: FUCK YOU YAHOO. GO TO HELL.

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:37:19 -0400

sirenpewds:

FUCK YOU YAHOO. GO TO HELL.

obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughte...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:36:22 -0400

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:59 -0400

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:46 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:40 -0400

dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:35 -0400

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:29 -0400

unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:07 -0400

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:00 -0400

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:34:49 -0400

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?